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Me: I think I'm pregnant.
Sister: Oh, how come?
Me: I keep eating a lot lately, and there is no other explanation.
Sister: You have to have sex before you get pregnant.
Me: Not necessarily.

Mar 31st

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Mar 27th

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like this photo please! →

Mar 26th

go to this picture and press like. So my friend... →

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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“In the shop we buy and sell them, but in truth books have no owner. Every book...”

– Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind (via elomenopee)

Mar 22nd

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District 9 ¾: Book 7: The Shadow of the Wind by... →

elomenopee: “Every book, every volume you see here, has a soul. The soul of the person who wrote it and of those who read it and lived and dreamed with it. Every time a book changes hands, every time someone runs his eyes down its pages, its spirit grows and strengthens.” Absolutely one of the best… She has finally read it :)

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Tomorrow: Pride and Prejudice and Arwa - on stage

I will fail.

Mar 21st

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elomenopee replied to your post: I wrote a paper on Mr. Bean and got 100 That is so cool, dude. Thanks. I actually was so stressed and had only a day to work on it.

Mar 21st

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I wrote a paper on Mr. Bean and got 100

academic paper

Mar 21st

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Everyone: OMG THE LOGIN PAGE CHANGED!!

Me: lol you log out?

Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 18th

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Mar 17th

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Mar 17th

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Voldemort should have made a Nokia 3310 his...

thegoogoodolls:

Mar 16th

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Mar 15th

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Mar 15th

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Mar 15th

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Facebook Vs. Tumblr - Meryl Streep Version

lullaby98: Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box: Lose a friend on Facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:

Mar 15th

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Next week's assignment: Pride and Prejudice to...

Mar 15th

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So in Goblet of Fire, Barty Crouch Jr. dies in the... →

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Mar 15th

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